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S.J.Wells, December 1998

Paul Joyce	Martin Delaney: "Is Colin Brear with you ?”						 (23/4/98)
		PJ: “Not at this moment but he is !”

Wendy Bastow	"I saw a man peeing against a wall - I thought about giving him a mouthful!”” 		(24/4/98)

Andy Smith	"Prince is OK if you’re making airlines”					 	(14/5/98)
		[Ed’s Note: Dodgy ‘Wendy-wants-rid-of-the-Weasel’ Weasel]

Peter Lord	"15 is half of 20”						 			(15/5/98)

Tim Folkes	"It was a complete farce from start to beginning”				 	(18 May 98)

Richard Newbury	"...Mike might be at the end of the circle.”					 	(21 May 98)

Paul Joyce	"What’s your name, Rob ?”						 	(26/5/98)

Andrew Smith	"What’s that stuff you use to kill weeds ? You know, weed killer...”		 	(26/5/98)

Richard Saul	"I’ve left the book in his court”						 	(12/6/98)

Marie Kershaw	"There’s only one way up - and that’s UP !”					 (14 Jul 98,  2.10pm)

Steve Wells	"It’s not ‘either’, it’s one OR the other...”						(29/7/98)

Pam Lockwood	“I’m no further back than I was a 4 o’clock yesterday” 				(6/8/98)

Andrew Smith	(On PAL’s bringing some coffee back from the States) “Is that coffee from the States?”	 (11/8/98)

Rob Stoney	“What do horses grow up to ?”						 	(11/8/98)

Rob Stoney	“I always spell ‘Shopping Events’ with a capital ‘H’.”			 	(18/8/98)

Peter Lord	(in a document) "They all felt, unanimously, that...”  				 	

Tim Heseltine	(re new carpet tiles) "...non-sticking glue...”					 	(28/8/98)

Tim Heseltine	(re Richard Atkinson’s diet) "...he is a shadow of his current self”		 	(28/8/98)

Peter Lord	(re Dave Woods) "He’s like any other bloke - two heads, one leg...”		 	(10/9/98)

Wendy Bastow	"I don’t look at Page 3 Girls unless they’re men!” 					(14/9/98)

Wendy Bastow	Martin Delaney: "Emma’s rung on your mobile.”	
		WB: “Did you answer it ?”

Richard Newbury	"When you just went out of the room - you weren’t here, were you ?”		 	(28 Sep 98)

Richard Newbury	(talking technical) "Binary and Hex are the same thing”			 	(29 Sep 98)

Tim Baldwin	"All my nephews are boys...”						 	

Wayne Crompton	"I don’t even believe in atheism !”
& Suzanna Qamar	“So what do you believe in, then ?”

Shazia Khan	(on phone, after being asked who it is calling) "It’s ME !”			 	(20/10/98)

Adele Harding	(to Bern) "Haven’t you got a big one downstairs!” 					(21/10/98)

Andrew Smith	(re AOB on meeting minutes) "There’s one here for Anna O’Byrne...” (given by JRBF) 	(22/10/98)

Adele Harding	"I’m always in, except when I’m going out”					 	(28/10/98)

Tracy Florence	Richard Saul: "What’s the life expectancy of a horse ?”				(3/11/98)
		TF: “It depends on how long it lives...”

Richard Saul	Rob Stoney: “Can you remember what it was ?”					(9/11/98)
		RJS: “Yes, but I’ve forgotten”

Chris Neal	Rob Stoney: "It’s for my sister & brother-in-law”				 	(26/11/98)
		CN: “Is it a wedding present ?”

Andrew Smith	"What’s John called ?”							 	(1/12/98)

Rob Stoney	“Did you have a good day tomorrow ?”						(4/12/98)

Mark Kazmierski	(and you’ll have to guess what he was up to...) "How DO I mate ?” 		 	(Dec 98) 

Dan McDowell	"Is it cheap to get felt in Bradford ?” 		 	(18 Dec 98)